Lord of the Rings Keychain – The One Ring Hot on Sale

Lord of the Rings Keychain – The One Ring
Attention! You should only own the Lord of the Rings Key Chain – The One Ring if you are the Dark Lord himself. Then it has unique and unbeatable features: Did you lose your keys? No problem because, being the all-seeing eye, you find the one ring wherever it is! Did a thief steal your key? Just command him to bring it back!
Just be careful about one thing: if any hobbits find your key chain, you should call your orcs in, because those fur-footed, greedy, and lazy hobbits seem really determined to throw key chains into the fires of Mount Doom, thus not only shutting your doorway but also destroying your kingdom. Which would be, no doubt, highly inconvenient.
Virtually indestructible, described with chic runes from Mordor and in a timeless design! A real eye-catcher! Even outside of the land of Mordor where the shadows lie!