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I Wanna Be
Arguably, some things used to be easier before the digital age. Back in school, for example, when you wanted to ask someone out, you'd just pass a note to them in the classroom with the question "Do you wanna go out with me?" and the answers "Yes" or "No". Jokesters would add the options "Maybe" or the timeless classic "I like toast".
Choosing between the many things one might want is not easy sometimes, but with this wearable textile questionnaire, you can find out what the person you are talking to is really made of!
If they complete the sentence "I wanna be…" with "…your lover", you can either be happy or answer with a Spice Girls quote (… then you gotta get with my friends). If they choose "…like you", accept the compliment gratefully and be happy. And if they mark the last answer, like someone did on the t-shirt with a hand-drawn ball, and answer "…the very best, like no one ever was", you know what to do: strike up the official hymn of all monster hunters in the world. If the other person decides to join in, you two are definitely cut from the same cloth.
Now you only need to settle the question of which is best: fire, water or plant. (But let's be honest: who in their right mind would choose plant?!)